Random J's 'translation' vol. 5: Namie Amuro performs a song for Ayumi Hamasaki

Namie Amuro - Put 'em up | Random J Pop

With an album of Hikaru Utada covers having released in December and Ayumi Hamasaki releasing an album of classical mash-ups this month, Namie Amuro wanted in on revamping and reviving old material, not content with having sold trillions of copies of her best album Ballada which featured a couple of newly recorded versions of her old classic. So on the final leg of her Live style 2014 tour, she debuted a revised and re-vamped version of her 2003 single "Put 'em up".


Ayumi Hamasaki was pressed for a statement in response to Namie Amuro's performance, but refused to comment.

Ayu is hurt by Namie's song | Random J pop

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  1. The last verse... Omg "oricon chart.... Where is she?" The shade lmfao I'm guessing that wig snatch March that took place in the other Ayu thread inspired you. This is a mess. Lmfao Namie should reach out to you for her next engrish hit.

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  2. I get why you mentioned usher. This song sounds just like "U got it bad".

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  3. This...just gave me life.

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  4. Oh God. That fit perfectly. You're some sort of wizard.

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  5. "Given just how generic Wave runner is shaping up to sound, it wouldn't surprise me if those who hated on CAPS LOCK were caught with their tails between their legs and come to the realisation that it wasn't such a bad album after all."

    Well, that's me right there. I'd rather have a great concept with a poor execution (caps lock) then some nonsense EDM crap with no ideas behind it at all (what this wave runner shit is shaping up to be).

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  6. "Now even low tier bitches like Beni be outselling you" -> gotta love the double shade on this one!

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  7. I'd like to know what you think about Rihanna's move towards Country/Folk?

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  8. "Live Vocals can stop me! Autotune can stop me!"

    LOL. She sounds horrible. Where the chipmunk go because now all I hear is an old tired hag.

    Even just the inbetween "Ooh. Owa!". She sounds like a carton full of cigarettes.

    Keeping drinking your fridge of beers ayumeh hamaSUCKY.

    Nothing is left of you.

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  9. Baseline Levels of ayumeh Hate Exceeded......

    #WontHeDoIt!

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  10. "Your edges are gone, and they won't grow back"

    *crying*

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  11. Yes, this has been my first favorite song of 2015! I really wish "Future" wasn't all up in here like her previous works, because he ruins some of my favorite songs ("Let Me Know", "Loveeeeeee Song", "Love Me"), but that hook is killer! Can't stop singing it! :D

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  12. Jay... You are so foul for this!!!

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  13. Bitch, this resurrected me from my grave for a minute and a half. I was screaming! :)

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  14. http://aramajapan.com/news/gossip/namie-amuro-rumored-to-be-planning-american-debut/16047/

    Wow tow-dow watch out now. It's the little one and it's not bow wow. Namie coming on over. Not to make it big of course. Just to "have fun." That cost a lot of money. Suuuuuuuuuuure.

    At least we know what ayumeh CopySucky's need move is now. lol

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  15. Wai-whaat? No, this pair can't work this out: she doesn't have four sisters to back her up.


    Anyway, Jessica doesn't need to sing or dance well to last. She just needs to be hot. Let's not forget Yoon Eun Hye from Baby V.O.X. She can't sing or dance either, but she's still here.

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  16. starlightshimmers30 January 2015 at 03:29

    Ayumeh, that's a knew one! I remember some Brazilian fans using "DiosAyu" before she started flopping. Brazilians stan for everything, I swear.

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  17. 'STEREO WORXXX' is really one of my favorite albums by them. I like how the first few songs flow into each other. 'CAPS LOCK' has a few good tracks on it. Indeed (maybe) with a better concept. But I'm still curious about what 'WAVE RUNNER' has to offer, and if it will be a lot different than 'STEREO WORXXX', or not. I think Toshiko will own 'WAVE RUNNER', she was wearing the crown in the promo pic after all, lol.

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  18. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZ6-PfPx0EM

    Nakata serving Calvin Harris realness. We could literally swap Toshiko for ELLIE GOULDING and we would have some random Calvin Harris/David Guetta single. Even though it's basic as fuck, I still like it.

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  19. I like the setlist a lot. Thankfully it had select strong songs from a variety of her albums + thankfully it had only two songs from "Colours" + thankfully it had "Movin' on Without" You. I'd have a song or two from "Love Again" as well... but that's just me.

    One note: I was going to say that the performance of "Movin' on Wtihout You" was a bit basic because it was an encore, but then I realized that it's no excuse indeed... INDEED.

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  20. I
    agree with this sounding a bit Calvin Harris-ish. But no, please no Ellie
    Goulding. I think she has a terrible voice. Nakata is capable of so much more
    than Calvin Harris, and David Guetta together.

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  21. This woman will flop again soon, i saw ir D:

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  22. sooo much life!! this is amazing J! haaaaa i wish it was real!

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  23. zutto and last minute don't sound the same, you deaf. last minute is memorial address 2, besides, she's still slaying in lives LOL but I don't like the circus theme, it's so yesterday, she already did that in rock roll circus

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  24. namie won't fade since she doesn't make music every second, so fans don't get tired of her

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  25. Anthony Torres Oliva24 May 2015 at 02:38

    THIS WAS AMAZING

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